Please include all relevant booking information when contacting me:
⋆ A short introduction - name, age and background
⋆ Time and length of preferred visit
⋆ Any requests
My name is Squidward, I'm 69 years old and from Bikini Bottom. I would like to see you today for 1 hour between 12pm and 2pm.
Please SMS only. Email is not for same day bookings.
I do not discriminate, however I do have some limitations around seeing Caucasian Australian men aged under 25 years old, which is why asking for your age and background is necessary.
Thank you xx